Birthday Cards for sale.

Note all Birthday cards are also available as eCards.

Birthday Cards for sale. One of the better known high street card retailers has a strapline ‘Cards for all occasions’. I don’t thinks so – clearly they do not sell cards for when you simply want to wish someone a happy F***** birthday. Worry no more, sleep better at night knowing these birthday cards are now available.

According to Wikidpedia “a birthday is an occasion when a person or institution celebrates the anniversary of their birth. Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift, party, or rite of passage.“ Sounds boring right? Birthday cards from Funkypresents remove the option for boredom and increase funnery.

Also worth noting is ‘in Nepal and India, on a child’s first birthday, their head is shaved while being held by a special fire. Removal of the hair is believed to cleanse the child of any evil in past lives, and symbolizes a renewal of the soul.’ Whoa – sounds a bit drastic.

Remove any evil past lives by buying one of these cards. No Guarantees.

Happy birthday cards. Birthday cards for men. Funny cards. Rude birthday cards – All can be found here at

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