Rude Greetings Cards for sale - Funky Presents

You make me horny card

Do you know someone who makes you feel horny, sexy? Feeling horny is natural, feels good. Why not send this card to someone that makes you feel horny? Send it to several. Sex is fun. Horny is a natural state. The good old U.S. is a country of 50 states. Not this one. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I am a tosser forgive me card (Red)

Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'Tosser' is a is British slang word. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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I am a tosser forgive me card

Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'Tosser' is a is British slang word. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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whoops I F***** Up Card (Red)

Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'whoops' is a word expressing mild dismay or regret. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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whoops I F***** Up Card

Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'whoops' is a word expressing mild dismay or regret. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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Sorry I F***** Up Card (Red)

Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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Sorry I F***** Up Card

Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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Marry me you sexy F*****

Do you want to ask that sexy person in your life to marry you? Or maybe a complete stranger? At last a card which enables you to ask for a hand in marriage and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I would like to F*** you Card (Red)

People are attracted to other people. Society can be complex, but there is a very strong argument for simply being uncomplicated, being you. If there is someone you have your eye on, or a loving partner you would like to make happy - buy this card and simply say it like it is. Simple need not be complex. Buy the card. Sex is good. Sex with other another person often better. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I worship your body card

Bodies are nice. Bodies are important. Worship can be cool - even on a Sunday. Show the person in your life that you worship their body. They may even share it with you. Sex is fun. Sex is important. Life is short. So is this description. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Birthday Card Twat (green)

Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with an obscene message. Start a trend. Send. Know anyone stupid or obnoxious? Know anyone who appreciates humour? It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Birthday Twat Card (red)

Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with an obscene message. Start a trend. Send. Know anyone stupid or obnoxious? Know anyone who appreciates humour? It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Birthday Card

Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with an obscene message. Start a trend. Send. Buy the birthday card. Hip hip hooray - buy the card today. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Anniversary Card

According to Wikidpedia 'An anniversary is a day that commemorates or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event.' Well brilliant, and very concise - celebrate the occasion with this card - make the couple happy. Buy the card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Graffiti Girl. Banksy can F*** Off

This card can be seen as tension between the perceived innocence of a young girl and her graffiti both as an act and as a personal response to the increasingly complex social structure and consumer world. Or it can be seen as a card that makes you laugh. Either way this card is a best seller.

This card is also available as a available as a numbered and signed limited edition print

TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Get Stoned This Christmas Card

Here at Funky Presents we do not advocate the use of drugs. Certainly not whilst struggling with Christmas decorations or wrapping paper. Bored of the traditional and twee? Defy the trend for radiant robins, spangly baubles and verdant trees. Relax. Be at one with the universe. Stoner Christmas cards are now available. Buy the card. Send the card. Make and lose friends. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F******* Christmas Card

Here at Funky Presents we are certainly fans of Christmas and all that brings to mind - disappointed children, hungover adolescents and adults, shite Christmas dinners, granny recalling the good old days and advocating parsnips. Our Happy F******* Christmas card encompasses the spirit of Christmas. Says it like it is. Enjoy. Christmas is for giving. Give these cards and cut the mustard. Buy the card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Marry me you sexy beast Card

Do you want to ask that sexy person in your life to marry you? Or maybe a complete stranger? At last a card which enables you to ask for a hand in marriage and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I would like to F*** you Card

People are attracted to other people. Society can be complex, but there is a very strong argument for simply being uncomplicated, being you. If there is someone you have your eye on, or a loving partner you would like to make happy - buy this card and simply say it like it is. Simple need not be complex. Buy the card. Sex is good. Sex with another person often better. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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