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Get Stoned This Christmas Card E-Card
Here at Funky Presents we do not advocate the use of drugs. Certainly not whilst struggling with Christmas decorations or wrapping paper. Bored of the traditional and twee? Defy the trend for radiant robins, spangly baubles and verdant trees. Relax. Be at one with the universe. Stoner Christmas E-Cards are now available. Buy the E-Card. Send the card. Make and lose friends. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Christmas Comes but once a year eCard
Here at Funky Presents we are big fans of Christmas and all that consumer frenzy. Christmas comes but once a year. Say it like it is. Enjoy. Remember that Christmas is for giving. Give these cards and make me happy this Christmas. Buy the  card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Anniversary Card eCard
According to Wikidpedia 'An anniversary is a day that commemorates or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event.' Well brilliant, and very concise - celebrate the occasion with this card - make the couple happy. Buy the  card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Congratulations on your big day card eCard
A wedding is a ceremony where two people are united in marriage. It is also often the cause for drunken mayhem, fights and tears. Celebrate the occasion with this card - make the couple happy. Buy the  card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Birthday Congratulations Card eCard
Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with a grunge look and feel. Start a trend. Send. Buy the  birthday card. Hip hip hooray - buy the card today. It is a lot cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Sorry I F***** Up Card (Red) eCard
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Birthday Card Twat (green) eCard
Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with an obscene message. Start a trend. Send. Know anyone stupid or obnoxious? Know anyone who appreciates humour? It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I worship your body card eCard
Bodies are nice. Bodies are important. Worship can be cool - even on a Sunday. Show the person in your life that you worship their body. They may even share it with you. Sex is fun. Sex is important. Life is short. So is this description. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I would like to F*** you Card (Red) eCard
People are attracted to other people. Society can be complex, but there is a very strong argument for simply being uncomplicated, being you. If there is someone you have your eye on, or a loving partner you would like to make happy - buy this card and simply say it like it is. Simple need not be complex. Buy the  card. Sex is good. Sex with other another person often better. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Marry me you sexy F***** eCard
Do  you want to ask that sexy person in your life to marry you? Or maybe a complete stranger? At last a card which enables you to ask for a hand in marriage and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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whoops I F***** Up Card (Red) eCard
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'whoops' is a word expressing mild dismay or regret. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I am a tosser forgive me card eCard
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'Tosser' is a is British slang word. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I am a tosser forgive me card (Red) eCard
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'Tosser' is a is British slang word. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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You make me horny card eCard
Do you know someone who makes you feel horny, sexy? Feeling horny is natural, feels good. Why not send this card to someone that makes you feel horny? Send it to several. Sex is fun. Horny is a natural state. The good old U.S. is a country of 50 states. Not this one. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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