Greetings Cad Card
Cad is both software for computer-aided design and the term for a man who behaves dishonourably, especially towards a woman. In some cases these probably intersect. Make someone smile. Be Villainous. Be Dastardly.
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Greetings Cad Card. A good greetings card is hard to find. A good greetings cad even harder. Now you have it! Make someone smile. Be Villainous. Be Dastardly.
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