I would like to F*** you Card
People are attracted to other people. Society can be complex, but there is a very strong argument for simply being uncomplicated, being you. If there is someone you have your eye on, or a loving partner you would like to make happy – buy this card and simply say it like it is.
Simple need not be complex.
Buy the card. Sex is good. Sex with another person often better.
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One of the better known high street card retailers has a strapline ‘Cards for all occasions’. I don’t thinks so – clearly they do not sell cards for when you simply want to tell someone that you would like to F*** them.
Worry no more, relax in the knowledge that this card is available.
Buy the card. Show you care about sex and are a fan of Cupid’s gym.