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Print: Banksy can F*** off
This poster can be seen as tension between the perceived innocence of a young girl and her graffiti both as an act and as a personal response to the increasingly complex social structure and consumer world. Or it can be seen as a card that makes you laugh. Either way this poster is a best seller. TAFKA x This is a limited edition of 250, numbered and signed print.

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Print: Anyone who uses the word chillaxe 2
In this Banksy print our innocent girl is using the word 'chillaxe' which is a 21st century made-up word of Chill and Relax and used by foolish people. See David Cameron: 'If there was an Olympic gold medal for ''chillaxing' ... Telegraph. TAFKA x This is a limited edition of 250, numbered and signed print.

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Print: Anyone who uses the word chillaxe
In this Banksy print our innocent girl is using the word 'chillaxe' which is a 21st century made-up word of Chill and Relax and used by foolish people. See David Cameron: 'If there was an Olympic gold medal for ''chillaxing' ... Telegraph. TAFKA x This is a limited edition of 250, numbered and signed print.

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Print: Boyfriend
There comes a time in a girl's life when an obsession is born, often with a member of the opposite sex. In this poster we see her trying to spell out the ubiquitous Peter Andre's name, but unable to spell it instead declares her love John – much easier to spell. John may also be a better singer. TAFKA x This is a limited edition of 250, numbered and signed print.

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Print: Banksy I want to be rich
In this poster our innocent girl is making a statement in which she is unconsciously filtering the explosive message the media and interweb is forcing down the throats of our children: the redundant path in which fame and money are seen as objects in their own right. The humour is in the misspelling of the word 'posse' which in the modern vernacular means a gang, but in this misspelling means something altogether different. TAFKA x This is a limited edition of 250, numbered and signed print.

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Print: Banksy Satire
In this Banksy poster our innocent girl is angry. She does not know the meaning of the word 'satire' and presumes it is something that is bad. Of course, satire means 'the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule… particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.' In terms of Banks's art it the use of the word is correct. TAFKA x This is a limited edition of 250, numbered and signed print.

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Print: Banksy has lost...
In this Banksy print our innocent girl is using the word 'aesthetic' which is a beautiful word. She is making a statement that is far beyond her years and this tension adds weight to the statement. Has Banksy lost his aesthetic faculties? TAFKA x This is a limited edition of 250, numbered and signed print.

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Googly Eyes - pack of ten cards
Mona Lisa, Che Guevara, David Cameron, Donald Trump, Margaret Thatcher. A pack of ten Googly eyes cards, two of each. Spread the love! The googly eyes are added by hand. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Googly Eyes. Hillary Clinton Card
Hillary Clinton Card. Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. Was, of course,  on course to be the next president of the United States of America...  HDRC is also the initials for the Horsham and District Riding Club in West Sussex. As far as I am aware there is little or no connection. Perhaps Hillary will get a reduction in fees? Perhaps she can use their email server? The addition of the googly eyes does seem to add a little fun to Hillary's expression. If she is ever going to have her eye on the nuclear button then maybe a little humour will not (unlike the missile) go amiss. FBI and Lawyers please note that this is England. The googly eyes are added by hand. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Googly Eyes. Margaret Thatcher Card
Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher.... Seems rather cruel a taunt does it not? Loved by a few, loathed by many, this googly eyes Margaret Thatcher card is loved by those on the left, those on the margins, miners, and a miriad of other thoughtful, politicized people. No Miners were hurt, milk spilled, lives destroyed in the making of this card. The googly eyes are added by hand. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Googly Eyes. Donald Trump Card
Donald Trump Card. Donald Trump. What can one say other than... madness. Apart from sharing his first name with a very well known cartoon duck, Donald is an advocate for guns and golf. There is no doubt that the addition of googly eyes give Donald a wider viewpoint. It also means you can parade him around your house before it is knocked down by a rogue missile or bulldozed to make an eighteenth hole. FBI and Lawyers please note that this is England. The googly eyes are added by hand. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Googly Eyes. David Cameron Card
David Cameron Card. David William Donald Cameron to give him his full name, shares a middle name with Donald Trump and Donald Duck. Why did the duck cross the road? Possibly to avoid political unrest, but it may also be possible that the duck had heard the rumous surrounding DWDC and the pig's head. Share your love of a wise, kind, caring and loving man, a man commited to truth and honesty. Or you could buy this card instead. Lawyers please note that freedom of speech is both vital, paramount, and a film studio. The googly eyes are added by hand. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Googly Eyes. Che Guevara Card
Che Guevara Card. Take one of the most iconic images in the world, carefully add  googly eyes and  humour is the result. This is a fun way of taking something ubiquitous and having fun with it. Clearly this ability to have huge eyes that move in all directions may have helped Che's endeavours in the Jungle. The googly eyes are added by hand. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Googly Eyes. Mona Lisa Card
Mona Lisa Card. Take one of the most famous faces, paintings, in the world, the Mona Lisa, and add some googly eyes and the humour is immediately visible. This is a fun way of taking something ubiquitous and having fun with it. Move the card and her eyes may not follow you as the original is rumoured to do, but they certainly move. The googly eyes are added by hand. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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No Disputin Rasputin' Fantastic Birthday Card (Copy)
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. Buy this card and let the recipient  feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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No Disputin' Rasputin - Your New Job Card
Your New Job Card. Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. A new job can be a stressful time. But not if you have Rasputin on your side. You are bound to rise above the ranks .  Feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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No Disputin' Rasputin - Your Baby will be Card
Your Baby will be a genius Card. Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. Buy this card and be certain that the new baby will be a genius.  Feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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No Disputin' Rasputin - Get Well Soon Card
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. Buy this card and let Rasputin help those in need.  Feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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No Disputin' Rasputin - Forgive Me Card
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. Buy this card and let Rasputin help you gain forgiveness.  Feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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No Disputin' Rasputin - Fantastic Marriage Card
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. Buy this card and let the happy couple know all will be fantastic.  feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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No Disputin' Rasputin - Fantastic Day Card
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. Buy this card and let the recipient  feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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No Disputin Rasputin' Fantastic Birthday Card
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian peasant, mystical faith healer, and trusted friend of the family of Nicholas II, the last Tsar of Russia. He also wore big coats. Rasputin was also known for drunkenness, stealing and womanising. Impressive. He was a mesmeric dude, seemingly full of hypnotic strength. In this series of cards Rasputin sends his power. What he says is true. There is no disputin' a Rasputin. Buy this card and let the recipient  feel the force of Rasputin. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Girl with a Pearl Earring Card
Pixelated Girl with a Pearl Earring Card. The further away the viewer the closer the images are to photographic. Get up close to the greatest of the best-loved paintings in the world, Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring. Very little is known about the painter and even less about his subject. Questions often asked about the original are Who was she? What was she thinking? What was her relationship with Vermeer? The questions are short. The answers long. Buy the card., you can't go wrong. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Steve Jobs Card
Pixelated Steve Jobs Card. The further away the viewer the closer the images are to photographic. Get up close to one of the great icons of the 20th Century – Steven Paul "Steve" Jobs to give him his full name. What more can one say that hasn't been said about Steve? Steve is quoted as saying 'Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.' Well Steve, this card was designed on a mac and I sleep well at night. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Shakespeare Card
The further away the viewer the closer the images are to photographic. Get up close to the greatest poet that ever lived, William Shakespeare, often called England's national poet, and the "Bard of Avon" According to Wikipedia 'In medieval Gaelic and British culture, a bard was a professional story teller, verse-maker and music composer, employed by a patron... to commemorate one or more of the patron's ancestors and to praise the patron's own activities.' Commemorate the man. Show respect to the bard. Buy the card. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Ronald McDonald Card
Pixelated Ronald McDonald Card. According to Wikipedia Ronald McDonald is 'a clown character used as the primary mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain.... inhabits a fantasy world called McDonaldland, and has adventures with his friends Mayor McCheese, the Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie the Early Bird, and The Fry Kids.' Am I the only one who thinks this scary? Buy this Ronald McDonald pixelated card before I get my ass sued. In fact buy an awful lot as this may fund my legal battle for freedom of speech. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Queen Elizabeth II Card
Pixelated Queen Elizabeth II Card. The further away the viewer the closer the images are to photographic. Get up close to one of the great women of the 20th Century – Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, to her majesty her full name. Majesty is an 'English word derived ultimately from the Latin maiestas, meaning greatness. Where used, the style outranks [Royal] Highness'. There have been only a handful Queens of England. This card fits in the hand. Style is important. Get more stylish. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Marilyn Monroe Card
Pixelated Marilyn Monroe Card. The further away the viewer the closer the images are to photographic. Get up close to one of the great icons of the 20th Century – Marilyn Monroe– born Norma Jeane Mortenson. What more can one say that hasn't been said about Marilyn? What a pout! Pout means 'push one's lips or one's bottom lip forward as an expression of petulant annoyance or in order to make oneself look sexually attractive'. Make somebody happy and  send the pout. Ideally send it to someone sexually attractive. If you don't know anyone sexually attractive it is recommended you buy a lot of these cards and give them out to randomly attractive people on the streets. It may help you. It may not. It will help me. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Elvis Presley Card
Pixelated Elvis Presley Card. The further away the viewer the closer the images are to photographic. Get up close to one of the great icons of the 20th Century – Elvis Aaron Presley to give him his full name. As Elvis sang in 1956: 'I Want You, I Need You, I Love You' Indeed. Make Elvis happy and buy this card. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Pixelated Bob Marley Card
Bob Marley Card. The further away the viewer the closer the images are to photographic. Get up close to one of the great icons of the 20th Century – Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley to give him his full name. Spread the word. Spread the love. To misquote Bob: As it was in the beginning (One Love!); So shall it be in the end Buy the card and put it in the post to send. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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You make me horny card
Do you know someone who makes you feel horny, sexy? Feeling horny is natural, feels good. Why not send this card to someone that makes you feel horny? Send it to several. Sex is fun. Horny is a natural state. The good old U.S. is a country of 50 states. Not this one. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I am a tosser forgive me card (Red)
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'Tosser' is a is British slang word. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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I am a tosser forgive me card
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'Tosser' is a is British slang word. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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whoops I F***** Up Card (Red)
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'whoops' is a word expressing mild dismay or regret. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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whoops I F***** Up Card
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. 'whoops' is a word expressing mild dismay or regret. Life is too short for regrets. Deal with it. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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Sorry I F***** Up Card (Red)
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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Sorry I F***** Up Card
Have you ever needed to say sorry? Have you done something you need to apologize for? Well, welcome to the human race. And it looks like things are speeding up. At last a card which enables you to ask for an apology and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message. Also available as an E-card

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Marry me you sexy F*****
Do  you want to ask that sexy person in your life to marry you? Or maybe a complete stranger? At last a card which enables you to ask for a hand in marriage and still keep a semblance of cool. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I would like to F*** you Card (Red)
People are attracted to other people. Society can be complex, but there is a very strong argument for simply being uncomplicated, being you. If there is someone you have your eye on, or a loving partner you would like to make happy - buy this card and simply say it like it is. Simple need not be complex. Buy the  card. Sex is good. Sex with other another person often better. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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I worship your body card
Bodies are nice. Bodies are important. Worship can be cool - even on a Sunday. Show the person in your life that you worship their body. They may even share it with you. Sex is fun. Sex is important. Life is short. So is this description. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Birthday Card Twat (green)
Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with an obscene message. Start a trend. Send. Know anyone stupid or obnoxious? Know anyone who appreciates humour? It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Birthday Twat Card (red)
Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with an obscene message. Start a trend. Send. Know anyone stupid or obnoxious? Know anyone who appreciates humour? It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Birthday Congratulations Card
Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with a grunge look and feel. Start a trend. Send. Buy the  birthday card. Hip hip hooray - buy the card today. It is a lot cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Birthday Card
Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift. Not normally with an obscene message. Start a trend. Send. Buy the  birthday card. Hip hip hooray - buy the card today. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Congratulations on your big day card
A wedding is a ceremony where two people are united in marriage. It is also often the cause for drunken mayhem, fights and tears. Celebrate the occasion with this card - make the couple happy. Buy the  card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Happy F****** Anniversary Card
According to Wikidpedia 'An anniversary is a day that commemorates or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event.' Well brilliant, and very concise - celebrate the occasion with this card - make the couple happy. Buy the  card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Christmas Comes but once a year
Here at Funky Presents we are big fans of Christmas and all that consumer frenzy. Christmas comes but once a year. Say it like it is. Enjoy. Remember that Christmas is for giving. Give these cards and make me happy this Christmas. Buy the  card. Send the card. It is cheaper than a present. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Greetings Cad Card
Cad is both software for computer-aided design and the term for a man who behaves dishonourably, especially towards a woman. In some cases these probably intersect. Make someone smile. Be Villainous. Be Dastardly. TAFKA x Card left blank for own message.

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Graffiti Girl. Fame
Fame is both a 1908s popular tv drama/film which in many ways prescient as it preempted the overwhelming modern obsession with fame for fame's sake. The great David Bowie sang in his song Fame: 'Fame puts you there where things are hollow.' This card illustrates the lack of education, the hunger for fame above all else, a modern disease.

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Graffiti Girl. Education Matters

Indeed, education does matter. Many of the word's children are not afforded any kind of education other than the one found on the streets. While this can be useful, a good education is a Godsend.

Our Graffiti girl clearly needs to pay more attention in class.

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